things i have done over my period of time at the youth centre:
-asked young people when they last had sex while giving them condom after condom knowing they won't use them
-held a young person's tooth in my bare hand while blood gushed from her lip onto my arm (yes, i tested myself, all good)
-witnessed young people ram their heads against brick walls in anger
-listened to parents who have no one else to talk to speak of their children for forever on end
-given insulin injections
-been vomited on by a newborn (it was a good excuse to go to myers and buy another tshirt)
-been the mediator of so much teeny bopper gossip on youth programs
-been hit with footballs, tennis balls, yo ho diabolos, foam missiles etc
-been covered at one time or another in pva glue, glitter, sequins, staples etc
-been the object of lust for some twenty something boys (as in, they lusted after me, not the other way around)
-had my desk lost amongst the most enormous pile of art supplies i could ever imagine... had to take off my shoes and literally jump over boxes to get out.
-some other horrible stuff that is coming to mind that i shouldn't write on my blog
my achievements:
-broke the photocopier at least 5 times (i think 4 of those times were within one fortnight)
-tried to fix the photocopier once with my boss and a screw driver set only to REALLY break it
-drank at least two thousand of the two thousand one hundred and sixty litres of water we've ordered over the last 2 years
-got paid to work out how much water i've drank on the calculator haha
-been the instigator of fake gossip when i've been bored
-been the passer on of quite a bit of real gossip
-been a large part of the cause for getting facebook blocked
-lied to my boss / her boss / unit leader / manager / mayor at some time or another to cover for someone else
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ahha as soon as i read yo ho diablo i thought of that song .
so many tricks in so little time, yo ho diablo !
LOL.
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